You’re kidding! You don’t know Isabella?
But she’s so gorgeous and wacky and was David’s, well, wife…
Oh right! (she so obviously pertains to another era)
I introduced them, David and the Australian
Who was visiting New York——I knew him very well——
Now he’s writing world policy.
How dare you save a spayed dog! ears too big!
Name’s all wrong! Your dogs don’t match! for god’s sake
People are insane!
Are you all right? Is something wrong?
I wouldn’t want to say my mother wants to die;
I wouldn’t want to spoil your day.
A weedy little guy he was, Mark-ee,
But scary like you wouldn’t want to say hello,
You know, a pub in Kew it was, I saw the Fall.
Oh happy day!
My Mama named me Jaundice,
L’dashLa was my Daddy’s choice——
How sweet a Paris or a Pepper sounds,
Or even Pough-keep-sie…